Get your readers on, Sharon, because I'm about to write a novel. Listen- we've all been thinking it: why would you risk getting diarrhea lettuce from the store when you could get three handfuls of parasite-free lettuce and two overripe tomatoes from your OWN GARDEN?! You could literally start your Hobby Farm & Homestead Era right here, sister. It's on 25 acres- about 12 of which are already completely fenced for livestock (that's right, girlfriend, you can go right from your closing to the livestock auction without needing to make literally ANY changes or improvements to the land). It has a MASSIVE pond with a floating dock, a chicken coop, a large covered deck, and two outbuildings: one of which is a 32'x64' horse barn, and the other is a 30'x40' agricultural barn that is currently used for hay storage. Hold onto your pantaloons because I might blow them off when I tell you the details of this horse barn. Half of the barn houses 5 stables and a tack room, and the other halfwas previously used as a dog boarding kennel and could easily be fully converted back. It has plumbing, electrical, and ductwork throughout, so really if you slap a furnace and toilet in this bad boy, the possibilities are endless. You want a wood shop? Done. You want a spot where you can hide all of your abandoned ADHD hobbies? Done. You want a home theater? Weird choice, but you could do it. Done. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! There are also three frost-proof hydrants thoughtfully placed around the property so that you won't be hauling water around like it's 1850. The cherry on top is that you'll also get a 50' round pen and three hay feeders. This truly is a hobby farm starter kit- perfect for harnessing your inner Laura Ingalls Wilder. How are your pantaloons? Still on? Well tighten your grip because I'M NOT DONE YET! We haven't even talked about the house! It has a whopping 2,280 finished square feet on the main floor (and yes, size does matter), with an equally massive unfinished full basement that you can easily turn into more